A Bullet Named Uncle Freddie
A glimpse of 2027

I have to admit, it’s pretty peaceful up here most of the time. The wind carries the scent of pine and occasionally you can hear the woodpecker. Even before The Greatest Bestest Change Ever I didn’t watch TV, so Executive Order Bigly Yuge 111111111 didn’t make a difference for me. I’ve heard stories of people going mad after watching the mandatory 7/24 broadcasts of our Great Orange…