After reading this article I'm unclear as to whether it's a very dry parody of a spoiled self-absorbed entitled woman who is totally clueless, or is actually a stream-of-consciousness diatribe by a woman who's self-absorbed, spoiled, and totally clueless. If the latter, one feels great pity for her significant other. On the other hand, some therapist will one day make a good living from trying to help her achieve a modicum of perspective.