Airline Safety Briefings Decoded

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You know the routine: the last dilatory passenger has finally taken their seat and now the cabin crew are going to recite the safety briefing. Most of us tune out because we’ve heard it before, but few really know what those familiar words, repeated either in a bored monotone by an under-paid flight attendant or presented in a New Whizzy Colorful Humor-Packed Video on the tiny screen in front of you, truly mean.

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Allan Milne Lees

Anyone who enjoys my articles here on Medium may be interested in my books Why Democracy Failed and The Praying Ape, both available from Amazon.