Although this satire of head-up-one's-fundament goes on far too long for the amusement quotient delivered, it is nevertheless a wonderfully naughty parody of how some people really do think (if one can be generous enough to call such outpourings "thinking"). I look forward to the author, in due course, parodying in a similar manner Kant's Critique of Pure Reason and, perhaps, even the suitably vacuous doctrine of Existentialism.