"And in the early years of the Great Millennia there came born upon the backs of the people a great orange Savior who promised to lead His people from fear by building a wall 10,000 miles high that would keep out the billions of trillions of rapist barbarians who were threatening the lives of those who lived in the Earthly paradise known as Murkier. And His reign lasted one thousand years and He was beloved of all His people..."

Turns out, you just can't trust the things people write down. Who knew?