As US culture hasn’t entirely ruined sex for absolutely everyone yet, I’d like to propose that we start measuring volume of ejaculate, both for men and for women. We need a porn-determined standard, for example at least 20cc for men and 100cc for women. Any liquid squirted out below these critical thresholds can be deemed woefully insufficient and indicative of a need to undergo Squirting Therapy; indeed, perhaps it would reveal that one is suffering from Trauma-Induced Squirting Dysfunction.

Not only would this help pay off a great many therapists’ mortgages but it would, eventually, reduce even further the number of US citizens who shamefully continue to attempt sexual intercourse more than once a year.

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Allan Milne Lees

Allan Milne Lees

Anyone who enjoys my articles here on Medium may be interested in my books Why Democracy Failed and The Praying Ape, both available from Amazon.