Boris Defends Parliamentary Democracy By Crushing It

“I plan to destroy the UK regardless of Parliament, regardless of the law, because that’s the smart and stable genius thing to do. I know, because Trump told me so.”

Boris Johnson, formerly Court Jester to the British Conservative Party and now its Prime Rib, said today that while he fully intends to respect the law that compels him to ask for an extension for the UK to remain within the European Union until a mutually acceptable exit can be agreed by all concerned, he also fully intends to ignore that law and force the UK out of the EU on 31st October anyway.