Boris Johnson Explains Why Scotland Should Not Leave The United Kingdom

A transcript of his recent address to the nation

Image credit: New Statesman

Right-oh, just time to ruffle my hair for that famous Boris look. Now let’s see, um, er, is this where I put my clown face on and mug for the cameras? Oh, no, wait! I’m Prime Minister now! Silly me. Time for me to put my constipated face on, where I look…