Baldrick Johnson Checks to Affirm Silly Hair Still In Place

Baldrick Johnson, the UK’s most spectacularly stupid and disorganized Prime Minister since the position was invented in the eighteenth century, yesterday lost his slender grip on the Brexit process. Johnson had many years earlier, of course, entirely lost his slender grip on reality.

Sources close to Johnson say he can’t understand where he went wrong. Quoting Johnson, these sources reveal a man utterly unable to…