Earnest Hemingway creates a Tinder profile

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This is my profile. It is a good profile, the kind of profile a man can be proud of. A profile to attract a woman. The kind of woman a man will look at and say, “here is a woman, a woman for a man such as myself.”

Such a woman will not say, “I don’t want liars and cheats” for such a woman will know that deep inside their souls all men are liars and…