Donald Trump’s Christmas Menu
As the most infantile, stupid, and ignorant President the USA has elected to date (and let’s be fair to Trump: the competition was very stiff indeed) it’s only fitting that we should create a personalized menu for his last Christmas in the White House.
We’ve drawn inspiration from dishes around the world to serve up the most truly personalized menu possible, one that speaks volumes about the lardy weak-mouthed imbecile to whom it is dedicated.
Stewed monkey brain
Desiccated baboon penis
Assorted vegetables (Jarod, Don Jnr, Ivanka)
This menu, of course, does not do Trump full justice. We were unable to find any dishes referencing his habitual cheating at golf, and we felt Key Lying Pie was unworthy of inclusion, as was (im)Peach(ment) pie.
Readers are invited to improve upon the menu at their leisure.