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Eat Your Neigbor!
Why the next big thing in the world of entertainment will be even more compelling viewing than the hit show See Mold Spread!
Tired of watching shouty chefs bully hapless underlings? Tired of watching shouty bosses uttering platitudes and bullying hapless underlings? Tired of watching seventy-seven different ways to make lemon cupcakes? Tired of watching people with embarrassing bodies? Tired of watching people, cars, rooms, houses, and pet hamsters all getting expensive makeovers? Tired of watching washed-up ex-celebrities being rude to talentless hopefuls? Tired of watching people competing to say the vilest things and behave in the most despicable manner possible in order to gain audience approval?
Let’s face it, reality TV is losing its edge. When was the last time you vomited onto the floor because of something you saw on a reality show? Last week? The week before? Precisely! It’s all been done, filmed, edited, and presented to you for your viewing delight. Sure, you’ll still sit passively gawping at the flickering screen because the alternative would be horrifying. Imagine: an actual thought might enter your head! In order to avoid this terrifying (but actually almost non-existent) possibility, we here at Monumental Sewage Productions are proud to bring you our latest reality TV sure-fire winner:
