Everyone loves an Internet lynching — it’s the next Great US Sport and will soon be more popular than baseball. Personally I’m eager for the day when a single “poopy butt-head” exclamation by a three-year-old automatically disqualifies them from any position in society for the rest of their lives. Only then will we have the attitudinally correct safe-space oriented gender-neutral world necessary for an effortless right-wing theocratic-fascist regime to rule unopposed for the next hundred years. Orwell got it all wrong: Big Brother didn’t have to impose anything on us; we did it all to ourselves, voluntarily, with our own money.