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Excellent advice, except there's one large problem. In the USA 86% of people are fat, and a horrifying 40% are obese. So most people you eat will make you fat/obese. Not a great outcome. Meanwhile, the very few people who aren't fat and who take care of themselves will be fit enough to run away from you when you come to consume them. And it's no good building people-traps, because they'll get clogged up with all the fatties who tumble in. So it turns out to be a really tricky proposition to eat well. Maybe you should raise venture capital so you can start a company that breeds humans for food? Much easier to start with babies, rear them in (open-air) cages, and process them once they're ready for harvesting. If you call it something appealing like NaturaNosh or OrganoOrgans and put a hockey stick in your PowerPoint deck, I'm sure you'll be able to raise at least $1 billion from the excitable young boys & girls who comprise today's naive but tremendously enthusiastic herd of VCs.

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Allan Milne Lees
Allan Milne Lees

Written by Allan Milne Lees

Anyone who enjoys my articles here on Medium may be interested in my books Why Democracy Failed and The Praying Ape, both available from Amazon.

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