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Fat Dumb Donny And Slimy Elon Fix The USA
The orange god talks about the coming cleansing of what was formerly the world’s superpower
Let’s begin with debt. The US government, thanks to smart far-sighted Republican tax cuts and an idiotic stimulus package from the dumb and useless Biden administration has pushed US debt to around 100% of GDP, a level never before seen. Our annual budget deficit is now over 6%, which someone told me was last seen during wars or the Great Depression. And I say hey, if it was a Great depression, then let’s bring it back! Because we’re all about being great, right?
But for those pointy-heads who think a beautiful huge deficit is a problem I’ve a smart & stable genius way to solve it: more tax breaks and other handouts for billionaires and large corporations that were smart enough to contribute to my campaign fund.
Some people — mostly socialists who hate America — think that giving ultra-rich folk even more tax breaks will increase the debt, but that’s because they’re not a smart & stable genius like me. Hey, they’ve probably not even gone bankrupt four times and I bet they’ve never had to be bailed out by Kremlin money because no one else would lend to me. So what do they know about economics, am I right?
