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Fortunately the UFO was able to avoid Santa Claus, who was in the area testing out his new sleigh before the Christmas rush. As the Tooth Fairy was riding shotgun, Santa was a little distracted and would have crashed head-on into the UFO had the aliens not been sufficiently attentive and taken evasive action.

And this is all completely true.

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Allan Milne Lees
Allan Milne Lees

Written by Allan Milne Lees

Anyone who enjoys my articles here on Medium may be interested in my books Why Democracy Failed and The Praying Ape, both available from Amazon.

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