Have you considered the major technological issues associated with going off to live on Europa?

For example, Amazon has no current plans for delivery there and if you try to watch any Netflix content you’ll likely get a message saying “this content is unavailable in your region” not to mention that because of the great distance from Earth you’ll always be a couple of hours behind everyone else binge-watching the latest must-see series so they will know who killed/bedded/abandoned whom 120 minutes before you do! If that doesn’t spell social isolation I don’t know what does.

Worse yet, Starbucks has no plans to open a location on Europa until 2037 at the earliest, which is going to make your morning routine very problematic.

All in all, it seems you may not have fully thought through the challenges you’ll face…

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