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He’s Coming Back!
Thanks to continuing support from the fan base, Republican Party officials confirm they’ve green-lit Season Two of The Stupid Whining Big Fat Donny Show.
In what will be the best-possible news of 2024 for tens of millions of loyal fans, senior Republican Party officials have confirmed off-the-record that they’ve already green-lit a second season of The Stupid Whining Big Fat Donny Show. These executives point out that although the show was pulled off the air back in 2020, by the end of the first season it had attracted ten million more fans than it had when Episode One: Lying & Waddling to Victory was screened in 2016. Moreover, continuing healthy sales of Make America Gangrenous Again and Impeachment, Schmeachment t-shirt, cap, coffee mug, and AR-15 merchandise proves there’s still a lot of money to be made from putting the world’s favorite blustering lying sniveling moron back into the White House.
Following on from previous hits like Ronnie & the Iran-Contra Factory and Baby Bush Invades the World, the Republican Party is gearing up to reprise its greatest-ever production. Inspired by the reality TV show Big Brother in which a group of know-nothing halfwits are placed in a house, do the most stupid things imaginable, and are monitored by cameras 24/7, the US Republican Party realized…
