How My Wife Accidentally Had Anal Sex With 25 Men In One Afternoon

Plus: the world’s absolute best tomato soup recipe

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Although this does feel a lot like your classic bait-and-switch, I have to make a confession from the outset: it was really only 23 men.

And it wasn’t just the afternoon: the party went on until nearly midnight, at which point everyone was pretty wiped out.

So now I’ve fessed up, I expect you’d like to hear more about what happened some twelve years ago in Carson City, Nevada, when my second wife and I made a trip from our home in Northern California so that she could make the acquaintance of a group of fire-fighters and their various friends and room-mates.

But first of all, let me tell you about tomato soup. It is, frankly, one of the most zesty yet soothing concoctions a person can rustle up in the kitchen with only a modicum of special equipment. Preparation of ingredients takes about an hour, and cooking time adds another hour. But you can make several servings in a single session, so if you have plenty of containers and a sufficiently large freezer it’s a worthwhile investment of time.

Though not thyme, as that really doesn’t work with tomato soup.

Start by growing your own tomatoes. Trust me: it’s easy and totally worth it. Tomatoes are the weeds…