Humans: Collect The Set!

Amaze and delight your family and friends with these cute little Sol-3 monkeys

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When they aren’t killing each other in a variety of inventive ways, poisoning themselves by consuming toxic slop, or rotting their tiny ape-brains by gawping at a never-ending stream of mindless entertainments, humans love to collect things in the same way that stationary objects, if not…