I adore this article. It combines the naivete of a very small child with the writing skills of a much older person. It is so hilariously delusional that one can't help but think the author was either tripping on LSD or MDMA when he wrote it, or has lived his entire life in his bedroom into which only cartoons for small children are permitted as entertainment. In other words, the author appears to have precisely zero grasp of the real world and is thus unconstrained in his delightful childish innocence.