I am assuming this is a parody article, which perhaps should have been submitted to Slackjaw. It's so wonderfully wrong in every single regard, from failing to grasp that imaginary entities can never be seen for the simple reason they never existed, to a total failure to understand the basic physics of observations. It genuinely reads like something written by an indoctrinated child aged around six, who also happens to think King Arthur and dragons are real too and that General Relativity is all about dropping beach-balls into bedsheets.

If this is not in fact a parody, however, it's deeply sad because it reveals an intellect so inadequate and so utterly ignorant that there's absolutely no hope of any amelioration.