I hoped this article would be an intentional parody, but alas the author seems not to be a wit but a halfwit (though this may in fact give him 50% too much credit...). At best, the author may be a simple-minded Russian troll; at worst he's basically... well, you can insert your own epithets here. What is certain is that a new low has been reached in the IQ stakes, and we seem now to be in single-digit territory.