I loved this article - many thanks. On a more serious note, however, I'm waiting until someone else points out that Johnson appears to have Huntingdon's Disease. His pattern of life is highly typical for someone with the disease (no inhibitions, highly gregarious, highly sexed but irresponsible with it), and his obvious mental degeneration in recent weeks is occurring at around the right age.

So perhaps King Alexander will have to rule on a throne located within a mental institution situated elsewhere than those already sited in Westminster, Downing Street, and Buckingham Palace.