I think it's time we accepted that all the hype and hysteria about UFOs is really a conspiracy to prevent us from discovering the truth: that Iron Man is real. Yes, while millions of gullible sheeple think that the Marvel universe is merely entertainment, the fact is that the movies are actually documentaries. The 3 USAF videos capture moments when Stark's stealth technology glitched just enough to allow momentary detection as he blasted through the air on his way to another adventure. It's time the US government stopped covering up the truth under a layer of UFO space alien nonsense and finally admit that Tony Stark has even better toys than Elon Musk and Jeff Bezon. The truth may hurt, but we can take it. At least, if Q tells us it's patriotic, that is...

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