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“If you loved me, you’d serve me French-fries instead of all these vegetables.”

“If you loved me, you’d let me have ice-cream every evening.”

“If you loved me, you’d carry me everywhere instead of making me walk.”

“If you loved me, you wouldn’t expect me to tidy up my mess.”

“If you loved me, you’d understand I’m always criticizing you for your own good.”