If you're going to be a Russian troll, at least don't be boring. This is yet another tedious repeat of the thoroughly discredited pretense that nations rushing to the protection of NATO in order to avoid precisely what is happening in Ukraine "made" dear kindly old Uncle Volodya invade Ukraine despite his peaceful kindly desires to the contrary. This is as boring and as tedious and as unbelievable as any Marvel action movie, though a great deal less entertaining.

So, if you're going to be a pro-Russian troll, do please attempt to be slightly less mind-numbingly tedious.