I'm a bit disappointed in Bitcoin. With the tulip craze, at least you could plant the bulbs and get a nice floral display after a few weeks. But I planted a Bitcoin last year and all it has done is just lay in the dirt. The South Sea Bubble was also pretty good, because Tahiti is a great place to visit. But who wants to visit the insides of a rack of servers? So once again, Bitcoin disappoints. Frankly, unless someone can come up with a good recipe for Bitcoin fricassee or show how to make a toilet out of Bitcoin, I'll have to reconsider the whole thing as it's starting to feel a lot like empty hype.