It seems to me the real question is: who's going to give the DHS troops more appealing uniforms? Back in the early 1930s the Nazi regime became cozy with Hugo Boss and benefited from very snazzy uniforms indeed. Trump's lackeys are stuck with boring camo that's hardly flattering at all. At the very least, armbands with a nice symbol (maybe a fist crushing a child's head) would be a start. As the USA is rapidly becoming a tyranny, at least we should have some degree of sartorial elegance to go with it. Although, given that the head of state is an infantile know-nothing halfwit, perhaps the symbol on the armband has to be a diaper.

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