It's adorable how readily people sign up for nonsense, especially if it's nonsense presented by someone in a white coat with a PhD. But there's an upside: all we need to do is increase the voltage and convince key people of the device's efficacy and we can in short order rid the world of a great many unwanted individuals. Perhaps the US Republican Party can be persuaded that Jesus wants them all to use the device to become bigliest smarter in a really yuge way. And then we can move on to Brexiteers in the UK...

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