Jacob, I have the disturbing feeling that you are guilty of actually reading books. Are you not aware of the fact that Netflix has years worth of content with which to entertain you? Or that Youtube is but a click away? I'm particularly concerned because reading has been shown sometimes to lead to thinking, which is in turn almost certain to get you burned as a witch by your concerned and right-thinking neighbors. We do not live in an age in which your dark arts can be tolerated. You have been warned.