Letter From A Proud Republican
First of all I want to say how disappointed I am in our great nation. Fine people were peacefully protesting against a stolen election and suddenly the left-wing socialist media pretends there’s a riot and of course blames it all on the greatest President this nation has ever had.
Everyone knows all those protesters were really antifa dressed up in MAGA hats. The left-wing media just wants to silence the voices of truth and patriotism. Thankfully so many off-duty police officers and other first responders were in the crowd that went into the Capitol to protect democracy against left-wing extremists so we know they’ll be keeping us safe in the dark days ahead as the Biden coup tries to impose communism on our great nation.
My thoughts and prayers are with the family of that brave patriotic woman who was shot and killed by antifa communists who were pretending to be Capitol security guards. Who’d even believe that was real anyway? I mean, she was white! It’s not like a real police officer’s gonna shoot a white person. So fake, so much fake news. I’m pretty sure she was shot by one of those Black Lives Matter terrorists.
It’s a sad day for America. The lizard people have finally succeeded in getting one of their own into the White House where he can organize pedophile gangs across our great nation. But we know we really won. I didn’t vote for Biden and nobody I know voted for Biden either, which proves he didn’t win. And the fact that so-called election officials are pretending there’s no evidence of massive voter fraud proves absolutely that there’s been a huge cover-up, which proves the fraud happened. I mean, I don’t see how anyone can’t see how obvious that is!
I can’t stand how the left-wing media has shamefully tried to silence our great President’s voice of truth and clarity. Especially with two whole weeks to go before the end of his Presidency! It’s a disgraceful insult to our democracy and so typical of the left-wing media that’s distorted all of our great President’s messages over the last four years by repeating them word-for-word.
Just because he was protecting us against all those rapist children and criminal infants who were streaming across our undefended borders to attack us in our sleep, they hate him for saving our nation. And pretending we’re the racists! I mean, I’m obviously not a racist! My maid and my pool boy are both from some of those Mexican countries and I treat them like I’d treat any other domestic servant. I don’t care if people are from Mexico, Somalia, or wherever — just so long as they do a good job and are grateful for the $5 per hour I pay them.
I’m bitter about the way Mitch McConnell turned on our great President in his hour of need. Here’s a man who’s been behind the President all the way for years and years, suddenly changing his tune in the face of left-wing provocation. It’s almost enough to make a person wonder if he has any principles at all!
Most of all I’m angry about people who say Republican voters are stupid. We’re not stupid at all. We see the real truth. We know who’s being manipulated here: people who aren’t smart enough to realize QAnon has blown the whole socialist conspiracy wide open. My pastor told me that QAnon is the only person telling the truth in our country today, and they don’t come any smarter than Pastor Dimbulb!
The lying left-wing media keeps saying we Republicans don’t have critical thinking. Hogwash! I’m the most critical person you’ll ever meet! If my maid or pool boy doesn’t do a good job, boy you should hear me hollering at them until they get it right!
And I’m also angry against those left-wing extremists who want to blame our noble President for what happened last week. This isn’t a time for petty score-settling. We need to come together as a nation and heal the wounds created by antifa and Democrats. Provided everyone agrees that only Republicans really understand what’s needed here, we can all come together and be one happy family again, united under Trump forever and blessed by the holy words of QAnon.
That’s all it will take.
I’s not too much to ask, is it?