Life Extensions R Us

Allan Milne Lees
5 min readMay 12, 2024

Everlasting life delivered: our 2041 Annual Report

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Dear Shareholders, as you will see in the Financial Section of this, our fifth Annual Report, Life Extensions R Us is going from strength to strength.

Which is, admittedly, the opposite of what all our wonderful customers are doing. But let’s not get bogged down in arguing over who’s getting better than who, as dear Jeremy Clarkson would undoubtedly…

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Allan Milne Lees

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