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Make Trump Great Again Enterprises Inc. wishes to inform you that the correct term for the coloration described in your article is now "orange as a Trump" and all references to inferior manufactured products must be removed from your article within 24 hours otherwise hundreds of low-IQ minions carrying assault rifles will storm your writer's sanctuary and put their feet up on your desk. Furthermore you are hereby requested and instructed to remit $100 in royalty payments for the use of the term "orange as a Trump" to MTGAE as soon as possible, as the CEO needs to pay for an Uber to take him from 1600 Pennsylvania Ave to Mar-a-Largo later today.

Sincerely,

Trump's Attorneys.

PS - do you think we'll get paid for all this work we've been doing, maybe someday...?

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Allan Milne Lees
Allan Milne Lees

Written by Allan Milne Lees

Anyone who enjoys my articles here on Medium may be interested in my books Why Democracy Failed and The Praying Ape, both available from Amazon.

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