Make Trump Great Again Enterprises Inc. wishes to inform you that the correct term for the coloration described in your article is now "orange as a Trump" and all references to inferior manufactured products must be removed from your article within 24 hours otherwise hundreds of low-IQ minions carrying assault rifles will storm your writer's sanctuary and put their feet up on your desk. Furthermore you are hereby requested and instructed to remit $100 in royalty payments for the use of the term "orange as a Trump" to MTGAE as soon as possible, as the CEO needs to pay for an Uber to take him from 1600 Pennsylvania Ave to Mar-a-Largo later today.


Trump's Attorneys.

PS - do you think we'll get paid for all this work we've been doing, maybe someday...?