Mister Hillier Goes To Washington

A verbal history of the very near future

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Danny Arkenblight, 57, former steelworker

“Well, hey now, I mean, who wouldn’t vote for the best president in history, am I right? I mean, hey, look what he accomplished in his first term! He defeated socialism! He put the economy back on the right track! He sure taught a lesson to all those foreigner countries…