OMG! Is this, like, the world’s first example of peachsplaining? And why aren’t mangoes included, or kiwis, or… (and you knew this was, em, cumming…) kumquats? Why must we always focus on the peach when there are so many other fruits being abused daily by photographers? Remember the #seedtoo movement? Oranges are just as victimized as peaches but their stories are ignored because of peachcentric norms that bias the narrative. It’s time we called out these Peachtriarchal prejudices and paid proper attention to the suffering of other fruits.

Otherwise, we’ll have to (sigh…)go nuclear and impeach.