Personally I think it’s irresponsible to criticize these irresponsible companies. At least hold off until I’ve made my fortune from selling Pyramid Crystal Tea, which detoxes and cleanses you while helping you shed hundreds of unwanted unsightly pounds in minutes! Promoted by Latest Ephemeral Know-Nothing Celebrities on InstaSnap, it’s sure to be a huge success.

And if you’re willing to promote it too, I’ll cut you in on a share of the profits…