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Psychic Services For All

Allan Milne Lees
4 min readMar 10, 2020

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Madam Zales, Psychic. No Appointment Necessary: I’m Expecting You

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Welcome to my humble parlor. Come in, please take a seat, right there. I’ve been waiting for you.

Take your time, breath deeply, relax. You don’t need to tell me why you’re here. I already know.

I can see from your aura that you are troubled. There are deep purple emanations flowing out, and these signify distress. But at the core of your aura is pink, which means you have the possibility of happiness. I can help you look for it, when you are ready for that journey.

Please, let me read your palm.

Ah, your life-line is strong, but there have been trials in your life that have marked you. Here, for example, I see you have taken on many burdens.

I sense there is someone important to you whose name contains the letter A. Would you like to tell me who that is?

Yes, Eileen. So easy to confuse the sound “ei” and “a.” Sometimes the spirit vibrations become distorted during their journey to our crude material world. I sense your relationship with Eileen is not easy. I sense she does not always appreciate you as much as she should.

Ah, now that is an interesting question! How indeed does a pet goldfish express appreciation? You take on the burden of feeding her…

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Allan Milne Lees
Allan Milne Lees

Written by Allan Milne Lees

Anyone who enjoys my articles here on Medium may be interested in my books Why Democracy Failed and The Praying Ape, both available from Amazon.

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