Sometimes pictures really do tell a thousand words. But faster.
In a world where media-induced global stupidity has left supply chains in tatters, some are called upon to make the ultimate sacrifice:
Purchased by the Kremlin, to be paid for by Britons for at least the next thirty years: Brexit, a Titanic success!
The Gospels according to Republican-voting Evangelicals & Catholics:
“Suffer little children to be torn from the arms of their parents and thrown into cages for their own good.”
“Let he who is without sin be slandered by mindless obese know-nothings.”
“If the priest and the Levite both refuse to help the man who has been beaten, it’s because the beaten man should have obeyed instructions the police shouted at him (after shooting him seventy-three times). And if a Samaritan tries to help, then he’s a terrorist and should be taken to an unnamed detention center where he can experience perfectly legal enhanced interrogation techniques that will make ‘Murka great again.”
Espérons qu’il n’est pas trop tard pour que la Suisse rattrape la stupidité mondiale! Populisme pour toujours!
That concludes our roundup from the end of Western civilization. Sleep well, children — and don’t look out of the window.