Reality Airlines

How the safety briefing would sound if airlines told the truth

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Welcome on board Reality Airlines and thanks to y’all for traveling with us. We know y’all have a choice of carriers and frankly with our margins and our annoying demand-based pricing we’re thrilled to have y’all here occupying our seats. Except for those of you who discovered we’ve over-sold the seats as a matter of routine in order to protect our margins and so won’t…