Seriously Bhavna, I was expecting more. You seem to have forgotten The Taze - this is where you playfully Taser your partner just as they're reaching for you. A little distance coupled with the unexpected will make you more alluring and desirable. Also omitted is The Collapse - this is where you stage a fall in a public place as you bite down on a sachet of blood and then look up at him and shout "I can't believe you did that to me!" Watching your honey being kicked and punched by outraged passers-by is a sure-fire way to put you both in the mood for a good (hospital) bedside snuggle later.

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