Allan Milne Lees
1 min readDec 21, 2021

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Surely modern technology can also help here? I mean, why not simply use superglue to close off two of the three avenues to temptation? Sure, this could cause a few minor problems, but nothing a colostomy bag can't overcome. Meanwhile, by supergluing the woman's lips together save for a small area just large enough to accommodate a drinking straw, the third avenue to sin could likewise be securely closed off - and would help considerably with reducing the number of times per month that colostomy bag needs to be emptied. And it would eliminate any possibility for her to disagree with men, who are of course superior in every imaginable manner. Plus, if we stop the wickedness of teaching females to read and write, they couldn't present complaints in written form either.

So while the old ways are often the best ways, it's also true that nothing in the bible says we can't make use of modern technologies to ensure that we're doing god's holy will.

A - men.

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Allan Milne Lees
Allan Milne Lees

Written by Allan Milne Lees

Anyone who enjoys my articles here on Medium may be interested in my books Why Democracy Failed and The Praying Ape, both available from Amazon.

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