Thanks Meaghan for a good article, albeit more serious than I imagined when I saw the title, which seemed to indicate suggestions along the lines of: “When you see the guy naked for the first time, don’t sigh and mutter ‘oh well, I guess not every guy can be endowed.’ Likewise it’s unwise to say, after he’s been pounding away inside you for a few minutes, ‘are you in me yet?’” As for men, “it’s always best to avoid moaning the name of a previous lover at the height of ecstasy, unless by astonishingly good luck it also happens to be the name of your current lover.”

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