The Gospels According To Donald J. Trump
How to improve a totally lame, like really dull, old book
Nobody knows this but I’ve got great words, the best words. Words like nobody’s got.
So they told me, Donald, Mister President, we’ve got this problem. There’s this old book, see, and it’s got something to do with something. Kristy’s aunt Ee, or something. Dumb name for an…