The Greatest No-Show on Earth

Even if we have seen it all before

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, and everyone who identifies in any way with anything and everything else, please take your seats for this year’s exciting Culture Wars grand opening.

On the (far) Right we have our old favorite and returning Champion, the Superman of Stupidity, the Creature of Cluelessness, the Icon of Ignorance, Mister Religious…