The Self-Partnered’s Guide To Cheating On Yourself

How to be so woke that you trigger yourself through sexual infidelity with yourself

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Today, as a really hip, groovy, and with-it person you are so far out and woke that you don’t need anyone else to complete you; you are self-partnered.

You, the self-partnered, understand the deep satisfaction that comes from being so self-referential that you buy…