The Universe Is My Personal Butler

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The following transcript, acquired from an apartment in La Jolla CA, comes to us thanks to the untiring efforts of Amazon’s Alexa and the NSA.

“Let me tell you, I’m so, like, totally stoked, you know? ’Cause there’s this thing called Power Of Attraction and it’s, like, the most awesome thing ever!

Here’s how it works: if I want something, I just, like, think about it! And then…