This is a genuinely hilarious - and deeply disturbing - parody of the kind of mindless babble so many Russian trolls are pumping out onto the Internet. It's unclear if there are many people stupid enough to actually believe such rubbish, but nevertheless the trolls continue to do their work. This article perfectly captures the inane upside-down black-is-white propaganda that's so crude only a moron would believe it. And because it's such a good parody, it makes us sad to realize that ordinary Russians, bombarded by this vacuous idiocy every hour of every day, now imagine black to be white and cold to be hot. As Goebbels correctly pointed out (in the service of another tyrant whom Putin doubtless admires because Putin has copied so many of Hitler's moves over the last 15 years) "a lie repeated one hundred times becomes the truth."