This is adorable satire and catches just the right tone of unhinged far-left loony conspiracy theory madness. The only disturbing element is that there are actually people out there in the world writing nonsense like this and imagining it to be serious commentary. One cannot but help feel sorry for such afflicted individuals,while also being concerned about the fact they may become dangers to themselves and perhaps even to one or two others if suitable psychiatric intervention is not provided in time.