This is an excellent parody of the kind of mindless babble real religionists often produce. The idea that a mythology based on the beliefs of primitive goat-herders and then subsequently involving an incoherent mashup of other influences can act as any sort of a guide to behavior is, as always, hilariously foolish. Moreover, the Christian mythology itself is based on intolerance (the silly idea of one true invisible magical pixie) and its history is therefore inevitably steeped in blood, as are all the Abrahamic religions.
In short, aside from reading as though the author truly meant the arrant nonsense he's written, this is an accurate and razor-sharp indictment of religionist thinking.